Eureka! A local restaurant with the excitement built right into the name!  It’s in the Westfield Shopping Center in La Jolla and it’s only been open for like a month, but I can already see a cult following forming for this place.

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Sometimes you’re craving a burger! And sometimes your burger craving gets a little funky- like when you want a burger topped with an egg, or peanut butter.  Or sometimes you want a burger made with wild mean free-roaming ruminants that are so primeval that they’ll sooner gore you as look at you.  Animals that aren’t cute and cuddly- animals that have it coming. That’s when you want to head to Fuddruckers.  With locations all up the coast and even in other neighboring countries, you can usually find one pretty close by.  I visited the location in Mira Mesa in San Diego.

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Big Kitchen Café is a little place with a lot of history.  It’s tucked away on Grape Street in Golden Hill inside a cute little neighborhood full of houses that were built a generation ago.  The owner of Big Kitchen, known by all as Judy the Beauty, will greet you with a big smile and practically hug you on the way in.  You’ll be ushered around a maze like space with cozy seating and a great little outdoor patio guarded by a 3,000 pound statue of a goddess, which was made for Judy by one of her admirers.

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You have to be in a particularly special state of mind to go into an all-dessert restaurant. I don’t mean it’s after dinner and you just want dessert. I mean the kind of restaurant where the owner has such a shameless devotion for sweets, that it affects even the actual food on the menu. I’m talking about the all chocolate restaurant in Las Vegas called Max Brenner. He’s a nice Jewish boy with a huge sweet-tooth. I think maybe his parents wouldn’t let him have any candy at all when he was little and he’s making up for it with this place. If you served an all chocolate pizza at a dinner party your friends would flip out, but when this guy does it seems perfectly normal.

He’s opened locations ion New York, Chicago, Philadelphia, and a few other places.  Of course the Las Vegas location is the best place to experience the insanity because everything in Vegas is totally over the top and if you want to eat at a chocolate restaurant, this is the place that’ll have you sweating chocolate by the end of the meal.  The décor is nice and warm and inviting but it’s the giant pipes that look like they’re circulating vat-fulls of liquid cocoa all up the walls and across the ceiling that really pull you in to the fantasy.  I actually had a dream about that once, but here it’s real.. it’s very immersing.  You just wanna dive into the giant cauldron of swirling melted stuff. The bartender serves only those drinks that can be made sweet and syrupy.  Already I’m right at home and I haven’t even tasted the food yet.

Of course, being a restaurant you expect standard dinner items but that’s where Max gets a bit weird.  Everything has been touched by this guy’s sweet-tooth. The pasta has just a light dusting of cocoa, the ranch dressing has been swirled with chocolate syrup, and the hamburger is served on a sweet roll. The chocolate pizza though is the real black hole of chocolate commitment here, there’s no escaping it.  It’s big, heavy, and layered with everything you ever wanted out of life: cake, brownies, dark chocolate, milk chocolate, white chocolate, peanut butter, caramel, and toffee bits- it’s crazy.  This is a place where you can order dinner for dessert.

There’s a full truffle collection and some winsome products for the impulsive chocaholic shopper- the chocolate bubble bath was my retail undoing.  Of course I also bought the jar of freshly made milk chocolate ganache and giant plastic syringe to serve it in.  Which is probably the next best thing to a chocolate blood transfusion.  I don’t think I’ve ever had that much chocolate in one sitting before.  By the end of the meal my jaw actually froze up like it does when you’re 9 and you’ve just eaten all your Halloween candy in one day.  I felt the diabetes coming on.. All I could do was hope to sleep it off and wake up normal, for this was not a naturally tenable feeling.  I left with blurred vision, who knows how much the check was.  Walking slowly back toward my hotel and feeling the worst sugar shock in years I did the only thing I could.  I reached into my shopping bag and nibbled a truffle on the way.