Archive for the ‘Claire-ification’ Category

Claire-ification: Cupcakes


I know you’re tired of the cupcake thing – I am.  You think it’s played out right?  If you talk to those people who line up around the block standing in line waiting for 4 hours to pay $8 for a cute little pink cake with a softball size mound of bright pink sparkly icing, you start to get a clearer picture of the real issue – what’s really going on here…

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Claire-ification: To Bee or Not to Bee


If you’ve ever been stuck at a table next to a die-hard vegan who thinks bees are forced labor and they should sue the human race for honey theft, bee movie style? I know I have!   Well this oughta help you deal with it.

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Claire-ification: Spicy Thai Scale


Have you ever noticed that when you eat at a Thai restaurant and place your order, the server always asks you how spicy you’d like your food?  And they give you a scale of 0-5?  You would think, logically, that 0 would be totally mild and 1 would be some spice and 5 would be pretty hot, probably more hot than you’d really like, but you know some people order it that way and so 5 must still be at a human tolerance level.. Read more »

Claire-ification: Road Rage


Normally this segment would be food related but I’ve gotta get this out… When did people start always responding to your merge signal by speeding up? When did this massive shift into jerkdom take place exactly? Was this gradual?  I don’t think society would have gotten this far if it had always had this attitude.

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Claire-ification: Living the American Dream


So that mentality that we had when we were just a bunch of Colonials with pitchforks and we got mad and kicked the collective butts of those that were ordering us around and oppressing us?  Do you really want to admit that that mentality, that freedom thinking mindset, that strength is gone?

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